Happy Birthday to me..

1. Would some buy me Photoshop for Dummies?
2. Could people lend me their management/marketing textbooks?
3. Does anyone know management accounting?
4. Who has a copy of Jay Levinson's Guerilla Marketing Book?
5. Who understands balance sheets?
6. I need a diamond peel, a manicure and a pedicure and a good back massage.
7. I need sleep.. lots of time to sleep